NEWLY WEDS.... a sweet story

NEWLY WEDS.... a sweet story

A couple had only been married for two(2) weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out to the town Bar 'n' party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey! I'll be right back."

"Where 're you goin', Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm goin' to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm goin' to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, Brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of sayin' was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they 've frozen glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by sayin', "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was gettin' chills just holdin' it.

The husband, lookin' a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, But at the bar they 've those hors d'oeuvres that 're really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: Chicken Wings, Pigs in blankets, Mushroom caps, and Pork Strips.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know..there's swearin', dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... "LISTEN UP DICKHEAD!
SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG 'N' EAT YOUR FRICKIN' HORS D'OEUVRES COZ YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOIN' TO THE FUCKIN' BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER...GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"

....'n' They lived happily ever after.

Isn't that a sweet story?
God bless all........