WHITE HOUSE (part 1).
We 're takin' you to White House. This is it's first part about Oval Office. Lets see what's happenin' inside.
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happenin'?
Condi Rice: Sir, I 've the report here about the leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm tellin' you.
George: That's what I'm askin' you. Who is the leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The China man!!!
Condi: Hu is leadin' China.
George: Now whaddya' askin' me for?
Condi: I'm tellin' you Hu is leadin' China.
George: Well, I'm askin' you. Who is leadin' China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East 'n' now he is dead.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you please stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
(to be continued......)
posted by Mr. Khurram @ Friday, February 10, 2006
18 comments
18 Comments:
hahhahaha tbt was funny lol
continue asap!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, my cheeks hurt from grinning! Good job!
Hilarious.
God bless you.
God bless us all.
hahahaha, that's classic comedy! I remember that old "who's on first" routine. Thanks for the laugh!
I found this blog surfing.
Hilarious post.
I was introduced to Roberto Duran, a few months ago.
lol.. heyyyyyyyyyyy .. how didi u get up with this idea....... my cheeks started hurting with laughter....
its famn hilarious....
Nice n funny :) :)
U sure na Mr.Bush dnt visit ur blog????????????
Be careful haan :)
Prayers,
samrina
hahahahha, you are so funny, i loved it, where is part 2,
stacy.
Khurram bhai, yaar kamal hay. great.
ha, my tummy hurts.
Oh MY SWEET JESUS.
Whoever did that (White House); you are a GENIUS... absolutely so creative and what a gentle message.
I could hug you. In fact, I will,
here: {{{{HUG,HUG,HUG}}}}
Hey champ...Where is your fight being held?
I soooooo needed that laugh! Thanks for the wonderful comments on my blog they were greatly appreciated. I can not believe how this has all unfolded.
This is the "whose on first" parody it appears. did you do it?
LOL...
FANTABULOUS...
IT REALLY WAS HILARIOUS...
ENJOYED IT...:)
The sad thing is that is probably just how it goes!
Good one! I'm laughing out loud, which I must say is one thing about the president that I do enjoy. I didn't vote for him though!!
LOL. hilarious!
eagerly anticipating part 2!
lmao Nice one veryyyyy nice!
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