Friday, February 10, 2006

WHITE HOUSE (part 1).

We 're takin' you to White House. This is it's first part about Oval Office. Lets see what's happenin' inside.

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happenin'?

Condi Rice: Sir, I 've the report here about the leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm tellin' you.

George: That's what I'm askin' you. Who is the leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The China man!

Condi: Hu is leadin' China.

George: Now whaddya' askin' me for?

Condi: I'm tellin' you Hu is leadin' China.

George: Well, I'm askin' you. Who is leadin' China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East 'n' now he is dead.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you please stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

(to be continued......)


At February 10, 2006, Anonymous zab said...

hahhahaha tbt was funny lol
continue asap!

At February 10, 2006, Anonymous Shelleigh said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, my cheeks hurt from grinning! Good job!


God bless you.
God bless us all.

At February 10, 2006, Blogger fairygirl701 said...

hahahaha, that's classic comedy! I remember that old "who's on first" routine. Thanks for the laugh!

At February 10, 2006, Blogger Renegade Eye said...

I found this blog surfing.

Hilarious post.

I was introduced to Roberto Duran, a few months ago.

At February 11, 2006, Blogger Benz said...

lol.. heyyyyyyyyyyy .. how didi u get up with this idea....... my cheeks started hurting with laughter....
its famn hilarious....

At February 11, 2006, Blogger samrina said...

Nice n funny :) :)

U sure na Mr.Bush dnt visit ur blog????????????

Be careful haan :)


At February 11, 2006, Blogger kate said...

I am laughing out really loud. It was funiest, here in UK we have like aload of jokes about bush. lolol.

Thankyou khurram.

At February 11, 2006, Blogger Porn Queen said...

That girl Samrina is right. You should be careful Bush might catch you. lol.

Can you send me the book about god you told me?

At February 11, 2006, Anonymous stacy said...

hahahahha, you are so funny, i loved it, where is part 2,


At February 11, 2006, Anonymous ali said...

Khurram bhai, yaar kamal hay. great.

At February 11, 2006, Blogger steph said...

I cant wait to read part 2. really so funny.

At February 11, 2006, Anonymous cute shazia said...

ha, my tummy hurts.

At February 11, 2006, Blogger jessica said...

Hilarious. I laughed too much and i feel like i have eaten something too much. thankyou Khurram.

At February 11, 2006, Blogger white house said...

Mr. Khurram, However your blog was found discussing concerned matters, we find it entertaining.

We are glad to see passionate and love spreading people like you. People belonging different religions and different life styles have been visiting you.

This blog can be a forum of love, peace and unity. We wish you good luck.

God bless you.
(White House Staff)

At February 11, 2006, Anonymous Shelleigh said...


Whoever did that (White House); you are a GENIUS... absolutely so creative and what a gentle message.

I could hug you. In fact, I will,
here: {{{{HUG,HUG,HUG}}}}

At February 11, 2006, Blogger BMABWY said...

Hey champ...Where is your fight being held?

At February 11, 2006, Blogger Lisa said...

I soooooo needed that laugh! Thanks for the wonderful comments on my blog they were greatly appreciated. I can not believe how this has all unfolded.

At February 11, 2006, Blogger Aisha said...

This is the "whose on first" parody it appears. did you do it?

At February 12, 2006, Blogger ELG said...


At February 12, 2006, Blogger Brighton said...

The sad thing is that is probably just how it goes!

At February 12, 2006, Blogger Sandra said...

Good one! I'm laughing out loud, which I must say is one thing about the president that I do enjoy. I didn't vote for him though!!

At February 14, 2006, Blogger still_figuring_out said...

LOL. hilarious!

eagerly anticipating part 2!

At February 17, 2006, Blogger Mia said...

lmao Nice one veryyyyy nice!


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